The Birth Control Monologues

The ways to refer to your female reproductive organs are endless: pussy, vagina, cunt, clam, cooter; unfortunately the ways to protect your baby-maker aren’t. Condoms, the pill, intrauterine devices, spermicide, dental dams… none of them are foolproof and all of them present their own set of issues**. Thank “The Man” again ladies because, more often than not, the burden of having pregnancy- and STD-free sex lies with us. I mean,...

The Cool List: March 30, 2016

Avocado Toast Honestly, avocado toast is on the eternally cool list because I eat it EVERY.DAMN.DAY. Sometimes in the morning I realize that I could catch an earlier bus if I just grabbed a yogurt and a granola bar, but almost every time I choose the toast over getting to work early, which also means I choose the toast over LEAVING work early – THAT is how much it means...

In Pursuit of Lipstick Perfection

For the last five-ish years, my makeup routine has focused on three things 1. Healthy skin 2. Fierce eyebrows and 3. Flawless lipstick. Because I wear glasses 24/7, I keep my eye makeup fairly minimal and lips and face are my focus. Getting my skin to look great (ugh) is a never ending battle against hormones, weather conditions and the unflattering effects of drinking too much paired with eating chinese...